Good news friends!
I am announcing the opening of the New American Common Sense Party Bank and Trust Co. Even if I succeed in just about collapsing the entire world economy, I promise I will limit my salary and bonus pay to less than $1 million per annum, unlike Goldman Sachs, AIG, Citigroup, Bank of America, et al.
Hurry and join this ground floor opportunity to receive more than 1/2% interest on your savings. Just mail me your paychecks, I'll take care of the rest.
Thanking you in advance,
Dumb Farmer
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