Good news people! Over a year in the planning, the NACSP Bank and Trust Co. (see post 1/11/10) has finalized it's new financial security program. We are actually doing away with paying any interest on your savings, instead replacing it with total responsibility for your well being. That's right, set up your automatic paycheck deposit today, and we'll take care of everything for you. Food, rent, (if you currently own your own home, you will have to sign that over to us) healthcare, transportation, etc. Nationality and/or legality are not a problem. We are an equal opportunity institution, backed by the best in the business. To insure your confidence in this program, our board of directors includes Barak Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuckie Schumer.
Looking forward to your participation, (oh, did I forget to say that's not voluntary?)
Dumb Farmer
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It will never happen. Americans will wake up and revolt at the ballot box before it comes to that.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous : hahaha, the average American today is so ill informed and oblivious to everything outside their personal day to day life they'll only wake up when the goons are knocking their doors down.
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